Volansky is my celestial orbit and the god of my idolatry.

Three cheers to the woman to "rattled" Karl Rove on his visit to my alma mater.

I can give you specifics, but I shall wait until I have the green light.

Until then, know that Volansky is my hero. She rocks!

In the meantime, here are some quotes of the past weeks:

"I forget that I'm unforgettable."
-Jackie Lee, re: the gay waiter that hits on us everytime we walk into Buffalo Wild Wings in Bear, DE. He insists on remembering us. We insist he forgets.

"No, what is this?"
-Jackie, in reference to the chicken tenders at Camden Yards that was all breading, no chicken.
"$7.50?"
-Fabriana, in reply