When in Rome...

...there will be funny quotes. The girls and I got together for a weekend of fun in NYC. A birthday, a friend in need, and some old-fashioned fun that included fortune telling, Tarot cards, MASH, Tom Hanks' butt sweat, dinosaurs, tigers, a giant squid, mani-pedis, iHop, and some serious spiritual enlightenment.

In short, it was everything I needed for what I've been dealing with. And I know fun was had by all. And now that I'm back to dealing with everything on a moment by moment basis, I take a quick minute to enjoy the revelry that was had.

Without ado, the quote board:

"Oh, you fell out."
-Vicki (re: page in tarot book)
"That's what she said."
-Keeza
"That sucks when that happens."
-Vicki


"You guys look like organic brown eggs!"
-So Young


"She was getting all into it by the bathroom."
-Jill (I can't actually remember where we were for this one...)


"I've been really fruiting it up lately.
...That was awful."
-Keeza


"You see Yankee Doodle? The big horse with the man on it?"
-So Young to Vicki on the phone
"That's actually Theodore Roosevelt."
-Keeza
"Right, we're behind the Yankee Doodle, with the guy on the horse."
-So Young
"Theodore Roosevelt."
-Keeza
"The big green horse with Yankee Doodle, Theodore Roosevelt, whatever. Yeah."
-So Young


"I need a safety pin!"
-Young boy with pants falling down outside of the Museum of Natural History
"You need a belt. It's not hard. You put your pants on in the morning and then you get a belt and put it on. It's what men do."
-His father as he tried to safety pin his son's pants


"Danny DeVito!"
-So Young (in a raucous game of MASH)
"I don't like short guys. I think Keeza's actually taller than him."
-Jill (For the record, Danny DeVito stands a hot 5'0", so technically, we're the same height. Yes, I looked it up)


"It could be a bonnet!"
-Christine (re: Jill's bra)


"Take care of Vanna White, she's hot."
-A bum on the street after asking for cigarettes and money


"Will someone give me a foot massage?"
-Vicki
"Oh my God, I've been waiting to ask you all night!"
-Christine


"Vicki, you wanted to watch porn..."
-Keeza
"I don't have my glasses."
-Vicki


"Aren't dwarfs disproportionate? You can't be one, Keez."
-Vicki


"It could be worse. He could have said, 'I have yellow fever.'"
-Jill (in regards to scary Match.com guys)



Of course, these were the only ones we managed to write down. There was much more.

Sigh. Back to the grind. Cheers, all.