WHOA THERE.

I realize I have been neglectful. But that's sort of the way things go lately.

In short, I have no complaints. Work is enough to keep me busy and though I miss all of my friends dearly, I'm becoming much more comfortable up here in the Albania area. Partly because I'm spending time with new people and making friends. Which, my loyal readers - all three of you - is half the battle.

But this is a short post. Not intended to give you a blow by blow account of what I've been up to. Because I barely remember what I did yesterday.

You know that website, Overheard in New York? It's fabulous, no? Well, I heard something by sitting on my stoop in Albany yesterday that made me wish there was an "Overheard in Albany", though I doubt it would attract much attention...

Guy walking angrily away from woman: She hit me. Do you
understand, she hit me!

Woman: You're a pussy.

Guy: What the hell was I supposed to do?

Woman: What do you want from me?

Guy: I want the video back! You stupid bitch! The
video!

Now, not only am I wondering what is on said video, but I can totally see how she would automatically know he wanted the video back.

-or-

Guy on cellphone walking down street: Yo, son. Did you bring the
midget porn?

Yeah. Smalbany has its advantages. Sometimes.