WHY I AM AN ASS-A-MA-HOLE

I somehow managed to spill soda on my work laptop and while it's working now, I can tell it's just not quite the same. Looks like it's tech time for my computer.

I'm quite annoyed at myself. Because this sort of thing happened to my mother's friend and ever since, I've been so good at being careful about spillage around the technology.

One distracted second and an cup of Sprite between the phone and laptop proves that I'm a sacca douche. Sigh. I had hoped it was only a phase.